Okay, so I’ve been doing this little bit with friends and so I thought I’d share it with the other person that reads this. I don’t get this whole FML thing. From my understanding, FML loosely translates into “Fuck My Life”. Is that really the sentiment you want to express? You are literally asking for your life to be fucked. So essentially, all these hot and slightly depressed girls are totally asking the general public to fuck their lives. Now this is all well and good. I have no problem with that. But don’t back down when somebody calls you out on it. When you tell me “FML”, then you shouldn’t be offended when I try to lead you into the bedroom. You can’t give me permission to fuck your life and then immediately take it back once I agree. Also, you shouldn’t slap me. That hurts. So ladies, next time you pull a bonehead move, think carefully about the words you use. There are plenty of guys out there that would be more than happy to take you up on your offer. So if you don’t want your life to be fucked (at least not right away), say something like TMOFADAAM which roughly means “Take Me Out For A Dinner And A Movie”. Because I would bet that’s what you really want. And there are far fewer guys that are willing to that. Those are the special ones.
Peace and IWLTTYOFADAAM,
Marc “Those first six letters mean ‘I would like to take you’” Zakrzewski
